Saturday, February 21, 2015

Now For Something A Little Bit Different

This post, in its entirety, appeared on Seattle Craigslist Pets Community, February 19, 2015:


Toby is 5 years old please call if u see him and pick up with towel he bites everyone but my husband he got spooked and flew off by golf course he was hiding in my husbands hoodie not knowing he was there my husband went outside and is heart broken we all miss toby if u see him please call any time night or day thank u oh we r by broadway and 5 th street

he was hiding in my husbands hoodie not knowing he was there my husband went outside and is heart broken

Okay. That's a different excuse for a lost parrot. But peoples! Senegal parrots are not teeny parrots. How do you not notice a Senegal parrot in your hoodie? Fer chrissakes. If you're a parrot person, check out your hoodie before you go outside. Keep you parrot safe, okay?

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