Saturday, December 13, 2014

Miss Stephanie Adams: A Parrot Crime Noir

This message, in its entirety, having absolutely nothing to do with parrots, arrived in our In Box several days ago. Even though the message has absolutely nothing to do with parrots, we're adding a picture of a parrot, anyway. Just because:

Our Timneh African Grey Tillie

Did we mention this message has nothing to do with parrots? So, how about another picture of a parrot?

Our Greenwing Macaw and Diva Parrot Roxanne

Anyway, back to the message.

Dearest One:

Greetings to you and your family, first I apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail, instead of a Certified mail/Post-mail. This is due to the urgency and it's the only way I can contact you now because of the situation I am facing now.  My name is Stephanie Adams, the Daughter Of Late Mr. and Mrs. Adams from Ivory Coast in West Africa . I am 24 years old and a university undergraduate living now without parents, I am a white Africa girl being that my mother is a white woman from France origin and my father is a black man from this country Ivory Coast in west Africa where am living now, My mother got married to my father in Paris France years back when my father was living in France, but my mother letter died when I was just 6 years old and after her death my father returned back with me to his country in Africa and he got married to another woman who is from this country, and she bear 3 children to my father 1 girls and 2 boys, my father died last year  15 January 2013, immediately my father died I feel like life is over for me, but I remember that I need to gather myself together and move life ahead and forget the past, and I did so immediately. The sudden death of my father really brought sorrow to my life , My Father was a very rich business man in this country when he was alive, He is an importer and exporter of all types of goods and has allot of properties, But he was poisoned to death by his Family members because of His wealth, before his death in a private hospital he called me on his bed side because he loved me so much since the death of my mother and told me that he deposited a huge sum of $ 14.5M USD, fourteen million five hundred thousand American Dollars, in a private security company in Europe under a secret arrangement coded as a family treasure. My father gave me the document concerning the deposit of this fund before his death, after the burial ceremony of my father his family members conspired and seized all his properties and left nothing for me all that remain for me is only this money which my father deposited in a Security Company in Europe with my name and my step mother and her children is aware that my father gave me the document of this money, they plan how to assassinate me to enable them take the document and claim the money, So when I discover this plan against me I ran away from our home and now am hiding out in a Hotel in another city somewhere far from our home so that my life will be save. I have make contact with the security company and they has assured me that this consignment is under this custody.  I am contacting you to help me claim this box from the security company in Europe and also Invest for me in your country. if you cannot go to Europe for the claim then I will advise the security company to transfer this consignment to your address in your country. I am going to stay here till the Security Company transfer this consignment fund box to your country for you to send me some money to arrange my traveling documents and Visa to join you over there for investment of this fund and continue to complete my studies there, please Dear I want you to help me out very fast because my life is not save here, My life is in danger now, They are looking for me everywhere in this country to take the document of this money and assassinate me.

It is my intention to compensate you with 25% of the total fund for your services and the balance shall be my capital to establishment by your help, As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will introduce you to the security company immediately forward the contact of the security company to you for you to contact them. I need your urgent respond indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to yourself. I beg you not to disclose it till I come over because I am afraid of my wicked ones who have threatened to kill me.

I am waiting to hear from you today as soon as you read this massage.

My best regards to you.

Yours lovely one.

My life is in danger now, They are looking for me everywhere in this country to take the document of this money and assassinate me.

Buffo! The angst. The suspense! Sex. Race. Money. Murder. Maybe. At the very least threats of assassination. Surely drugs are involved. Probably Rock n Roll as well. Wish we could help.

Unfortunately for this dear lovely miss we're too busy thinking of getting a massage to respond to her missive. Wonder how she got our email address?

Even though this message had absolutely nothing to do with parrots, one last picture of a parrot:

Our Male Blue and Gold Macaw Aboo

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