Tin Foil Squares! You read this right. One square foot sheets of tin foil. Perfect to protect against the Zombie Apocalypse and UN Mind Control. And for the Low! Low! price of $1,000.00. But hurry. You need to order now.
You scoff at the notion of paying $1,000.00 for a square foot sheet of tin foil. To which we reply:
As your uncle will tell you after he places the tin foil cap on his head, better to be safe than sorry!